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Mongo
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« on: August 19, 2008, 06:58:57 PM »

Looking at these two auctions (saying you had the cash), which one would you buy?

Ebay Item Number #230282994337
Ibanez guitar years 70' collector limited edition
<translated: overpriced, Kahlerized 2622>
Starting bid:   US $7,800.00

or

Ebay Item Number #260276898135
Ibanez AR5000RE Limited Edition Handcrafted Reissue!
<translated: FREAKIN GORGEOUS!>
Starting bid:   US $3,999.00

How I wish I had a spare 4K



* 2622_Kahler.JPG (18.27 KB, 375x500 - viewed 3 times.)

* AR5000RE.JPG (35.83 KB, 500x375 - viewed 73 times.)
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 08:34:53 PM »

I wonder what horrible translating program that first auction used.
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 08:44:08 PM »

That ranks in the top bad translations I have read.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 07:08:17 AM »

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That ranks in the top bad translations I have read.  Roll Eyes

It's so bad it's hilarious!

"The guitar works in the full form likewise felony of repair..."

The only felony/crime I see is the Kahler. Otherwise, he would have has something very nice to offer.

He has no problem with the last sentence: "i send the guitar all over the world!"

I think the flukey translation program must have converted $1000 into $7800. Smiley
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Next patient, please!


« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 08:45:23 AM »

I can't help grinning when I read such results from a computer program.  Grin
During acquisition I sometimes speak to executives of engineering firms who think that these programs are really so good that they don't need a professional translator.

I hope that they get the same fantastic results as this guy.


Ginger  Wink


PS:
For collectors Dave's 2622 would be a better choice than the Kahlerized one.
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